Chris Brown Vs. Bentong

Dear Aling Dionisya,

How are you? Yes i'm fine thank you!!! I'm quite deeply honored that i'm the first one to write you a letter. But that's beside the point, my problem is more important. To protect my identity for any stalkers in your site you can call me Jinky. I'm 20 years of age and i have a boyfriend name Bentong. Bentong and I been dating for over 2 years now. At first our relationship was as sweet as a honey. However, this few months ago things started to change, things haven't been the same its rough (hindi po sa kama) kundi po sa relationship namin. I thought Bentong was a nice, gentleman, romantic guy, but i was wrong as usual. Lately, his true colors is showing up his dark side. His turning into Chris Brown for no reason. He would get heated for no reason, at first i thought maybe its the time of the month pero lalaki sya. Aling Dionisya rumeregla ba ang mga lalaki? Lately, po lagi po kami nag aaway kasi po pinagseselosa nya si Richard, yong alaga ko pong GOLDFISH! Kesyo raw po binigyan ko ng oras at panahon si Richard. Pati pag tulog ko pinakikilaman nya, kesyo mas preferred ko raw pong katabi si Richard. Eh kasalanan ko po ba na sa side ko lang ang my plug. Aling Dionisya tulungan nu naman po ako ... super hirap ng problema ko?

Dear Jinky,

EWWWYOO PARANG MANTIL!!! Iha laki nga ng problema mo. Kasi ang laki ng sira ng ulo ng syota mo, kahit yata mental hospital tatangihan ipasok yan dun. Siguro nung bata yan hindi yan pinaiinom ng NESTLE MELK!!! You know i always tell my cheldren don't porget to drenk ur melk!!! Hayuf Mala Chris Brown madali lang yan bigyan mo ng microphone kakanta yan... Alam mo kung hindi mo na sya matiis eh di iwanan mo na. Total mukhang masaya ka naman kay Richard!!!

Aling Dionisya